Stats Breakdown

• Birthday: October 16

• Height: 5’7”

• Bra size: 34B

• Waist: 28”

• Booty: 38”

• Corset size: 24”

• Shoe size: US 8.5 (some brands size differently though!)

• Languages: English, Spanish, basic Mandarin Chinese, and working on more

• Favorite colors: Orange, Pink
  

About Miss Epiphany’s Kinks

Kinks I love: Humiliation, Spanking (especially OTK, barehanded/with gloves, or hair brush paddles), Roleplay, Shoe, Boot, and Foot Worship, CBT, ABDL, golden showers and messier endeavors, Bondage, Impact Play, Pegging, Fisting, Plugs, Stockings… The list literally goes on and on. I love getting in people’s heads, being granted access to them, hitting the notes that make the world slip away until there is only what we’ve created.

Kink Limits: I don't do suspension bondage or singletail whipping, as I am not trained and don't have the equipment for it. No wrestling scenes. I don't do any kind of racialized humiliation or race play. Blackmail is limited strictly to in-appointment roleplay. No vomit.

Other things about Miss Epiphany

Laughing and enjoying life’s comforts and indulgences are top priorities for me. Whether it’s the luxury of lingerie and fine dining or the smaller joys of fuzzy socks and little treats like boba, it’s important to me to make time for and appreciate all the wonders this world can offer. The freedom to rest and relax is tantamount to a religious practice for me. I truly believe that the combination of resting, pursuing my interests, and spending time with people in my life are integral to my life and wellbeing, and I structure my life accordingly.

My interests range from the artistic to the inane to the scientific - spending time at a museum, playing video games, learning more about rocks and geology and checking out mineral or fossil displays are all activities I pursue. I also love travel, and have travel plans in mind for several places.

I love to read and I love philosophy. If you want me to teach you or debate you, however, you will pay in money for my time and pain for any annoyance you cause me. If you’re truly interested in intellectual pursuits with me, I can put together a reading list and request brief essays from you, but again, the Miss Epiphany syllabus isn’t free.

I’m a polyamorous bisexual woman. I’m married and have several long term partners and casual kink play partners. I enjoy play parties and other private and semi-private kink settings. If you’re involved with the local twin cities kink community, you may occasionally see me at a munch, party, or other event. Do feel free to say hello and introduce yourself if you see me in one of those kink specific settings!

You might see my sub in videos or pictures with me. Please remember that what happens in my videos is not necessarily available in an appointment with me.